OK Go left me with about a pound and a half of confetti in my pockets when I woke up this morning.
Chocolate Milk
Tap water and Cheerios.
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2009-11-07
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2009-11-04
Dear Dave & Buster’s,
You better get some better prizes for me to spend my tickets on, or the Cleveland casino will crush you. I’m just saying.
<3 MJH
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2009-11-01
Fact: The girl standing behind Shane did not see this part of the show.
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2009-10-28
Former Akron Aeros Pitcher vs. Former Akron Aeros Pitcher kicking off the World Series tonight. In related news; the Indians hired a manager with a .385 winning percentage.
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2009-10-24
Before going to the Get Up Kids last night, I found $41.00 laying on the ground in Chipotle. Chipotle. Free Money. Get Up Kids. Life is good.
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2009-10-23
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]I’M SEEING THE GET UP KIDS TONIGHT!!!@!@#$!%! WHOTOTOWQOERUQO1!R!@#$
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2009-10-21
Subbing. I miss my dog and my bed.
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2009-10-15
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2009-10-11
Today I got to serve what will be my last Never-Ending Pasta Bowl order. It was to a man who came in by himself and ate over the course of 40 minutes:
- Four Sprites
- Eight breadsticks
- Five plates of pasta
- Ten meatballs
- One bowl of soup
A fitting conclusion to five consecutive weeks of serving some of the most disgusting people I have ever laid eyes upon.
(For those who are wondering, that is 6,010 calories.)
